November 15, 2011

Another Robbery

"Oh that's a nice fish there, but what's that going on behind you, eh?!..."

A robbery...

November 3, 2011

October Cutthroat Classic 2011

Another fine year in the 2nd annual OCC fly fishing tournament on the Truckee River down in beautiful Reno, NV. 14 teams this year ranging from local vets, teams from Oregon, Idaho and California, to a team of high school kids from Sparks. A little different format this year that I think made things better: still a two day tournament, but with two beats per day this year, rather than one. Last year, if you got a couple bad rolls when selecting sections (like we did), you were pretty much screwed (like we got). The beats changed a little bit too: shorter beats (still almost a mile long each), with some of the super unproductive sections from last year not included this year. Way better.

Kevin Weddle, the event creator/coordinator, did a great job again this year laying down some solid ground rules and putting together a damn good event. Even though we didn't win, we still had an epic trip, a damn good time hanging around some serious trout bums and familiar faces, seeing friends from out of town, and two amazing days on the Truckee River. Not to mention the $300 worth of swag Sam won in the raffle; reel case, waist pack, six pack of beer, some art, and a ton of flies.

The tourney went down like this: everybody rolled into the Patagonia HQ to check in and roll for sections around 8 am on the 22nd. Our first chance to get a look at the competition. We looked hard for Mike Sexton from last year, but heard he didn't make it this year... thank god... A bunch of new teams this year though. We pulled up early and there were already like 8 people inside eating doughnuts and coffee. By the time we left, the parking lot was packed with people strapping on waders and rigging rods.

Good thing we got a little luckier with our rolls this year on day one: Idlewild park and downstream of the McCarran Bridge. Two spots I've spent a bit of time in the past. We got to the river quick and Sam broke the seal with a moderate fish after a slow hour long start. We worked up from the Booth St. bridge and before we broke for lunch we had about 7 or 8 fish to the net with two at 19.5 inches... a pretty f#$%in good start!


Right when we hit the McCarran beat we immediately starting hooking up. Smaller fish, but as we saw last year: small, big, deformed... it doesn't matter as long as they're in the net. We unbuttoned as many as we landed but finished the day with BANG when I landed a 22 inch bruiser 5 minutes before fishing time ended. The last chance fish paid off this year.

When we checked back in at Patagonia that afternoon there were some long faces, which bode well for our 150 inches of fish at the end of day 1. The fishing seemed to be pretty much the same all throughout the river, slow with a couple of hot spots where people would bang 4 or 5 fish in 10 minutes. Tiny Baetis was the hot fly amongst all the teams. We though for sure that our last chance 22 inch toad would be the big fish (last years big fish was a 21 inch bow), but the high school team came back with a legitimate 24 inch FATTY brown trout they caught on a copper john nymph (really?). That crushed our fish and our hopes, but that frown turned upside down when we found out we were in 1st place going into day 2 with a 22 inch lead.

That night we chowed on Slice pizza and beer and heard some crazy... CRAZY... fish stories. There's nothing like a bar full of fisherman... "Oh ya... I hooked this one fish... had to be 30 feet long... I didn't even know they had sharks in the Truckee..."
We probably should have just called it good after the pizza, but ended up at the cal neva, hammered, gambling, and getting our asses kicked at ping pong by some Serbian guy the size of a house. He schooled everybody, sweating like a pig.

The day 2 morning was super slow, and I'm not talking about the fishing. All night the night before I wanted to get back and tie some flies for the next day, which I did, but I waited waaaaaay too long. There were some new flies in my box the next morning, but I didn't even remember hitting the vise. Needless to say, those flies looked like they were tied by a blind man. They caught fish, but they all started to fall apart after one or two hook-ups. All the REALLY jacked up flies, I gave them to our buddy Ray... who was also competing... don't tell Ray...

All we needed to do on day 2 to lock up the "W" was to stay consistent and not get a shitty roll for our beats.

We got a shitty roll for our beats... and Sam proceeded to only land one fish... all day...

Team Master Baetis conceded to 3rd which didn't pay... 3rd out of 14 ain't bad. Still had a lot of fun, and we beat the fishizzle out of Ray and Luke who didn't mark a fish between the two of them on day 2. We may not have sipped from the trophy, but the crow those guys were eating was just as sweet.

The OCC is gonna happen again next year, same bat time and channel, and if you're into having fun with good people on a blue ribbon trout river, with a little competition thrown in there, come down to Reno and show your stuff. Next year team Master Baetis is bringing it home for real.

October 24, 2011

BC Steelhead 2011

Back from the great white north, eh?
These photos were shot in 3B.

One tube, 7k worth of rods... don't lose that bag.

The ride.

The flotilla.

Some serious tech rowing needed on this river.

Gettin' to bidness on day one.

Took me a day to break the seal, but when she went, she went.

I know they say the lucky ones go to Montana when they die, but I'm pretty sure this is what heaven looks like.

Metal detected.

Chrome hunting at all costs.

The standard.

Fair enough.

Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god!.... what does it mean?

Got a little chilly goin' over the pass.

Hole in one near the golf course run.

 "Spot of tea before we move on?"

Salmon in the flats. Those bastards have some teeth. Left a hole in my thumb that still hasn't healed.

Why we fish.

I don't give a shit how tough you are... After 16 days of grinding on huge fish and dunking your hand in cold water, it hurts.

Our new friend Paul with a juicy fish from a juicy run.

Just another coal seam fish. 1st out of many.

This fella was eating dries against the bank like a spring creek trout... Just not my dries.

A day later, another fish in the exact same spot eating dries. Again, not my dries.

One out of over 12 fish pulled from what we now call J.J.'s low hole... C'mon down and fish the ol' low hole.

That damn coal seam was hot all day every day. Even after being buzzed by 30 jet sleds. 

Crouching tiger hidden steelhead. 

The giant. 39 x 22".

The tree I had to dance around to land that giant... over, under, around, repeat...

September 22, 2011

Copper River eh?

9 days till the great white north...

September 6, 2011


Could've been the pouring rain first thing in the morning. Could've been the change in pressure as the clouds rolled out. Could've been the time of day. Could've been the section of river. Could've been the beers we started drinking at 9 am. Could've been the 600 people already on the river at daybreak. Could've been the fast-dropping waters. Could've been the temperature outside. Could've been the wrong fly line color. Could've been the gangster white hat I chose to wear. Could've been the fact the Scott and Nate pulled their prene-socks up to their knees. Could've been lots of things... but it turns out we only caught 4 fish because of the L.O.F.T. Thank you Scott Lyons (and Jim Reid).

  Nate's crane style gets 'em every time.

Proof's in the puddin'.

Woodland cammo...

When in doubt, get the hell out... which is what we did. otherwise the fish count would've stayed at 4.

You're welcome.

Now converted to urban mugger cammo.

Beans Sousa is the man... look it up. Long live the Cutthroat Saloon!

September 2, 2011

Better Late Than Never

Nothing spectacular here... just another trip to Pollywood. Ran out of time to take a load of garbage from my mom's to the dump, so my brother-in-law and I took the liberty of filling that work time with a couple hours of hydropescifraudation. It's always seems to be good on the South Fork this time of year. Dry fly heaven.

Check out the bug action... and Sam's shorts...

July 27, 2011

E. Carson Float

After some last minute flakes and a questionable water level, we decided to barge it anyway. 1k+ flows and emerald green waters.

Before dropping in, I was fully convinced that Jason wouldn't have a problem paddling Stefan's 8' pontoon boat. Not that the E. Carson is a real beast river with huge white water, but there are couple spots at high flows that can make you pucker for a second or two.

"You got this?" I asked him the day before the float.
"I got this," he said, " I could paddle that shit down the South Fork... I'm ready."

Hearing that implied some confidence. South fork being the SF American... you know... rapids with names like 'meat grinder' and 'satan's cesspool'... spots where I've seen people launched from their boats clearing a good 5 ft of air... With a comment like that, I had some serious faith in my boy... up till we were about to drop in, when he says, "Oh, I'm going in the drink for sure..." Whaaaa?! We haven't even put the boats in the water yet! What the hell happened to, "I could paddle that shit down the south fork...?" Too late now.

Check out Dave's dog Odin looking back at Jason right below the put in. I swear I heard the dog say, "This oughta' be good..."

Right outa' the shoot Jason had his paddling skills put to the test against a quick high flow drop in that pressed the river hard against the rock face on the east side of hangman's hole, not to mention the big rock right in the middle of the shoot... he passed... barely... but then 150 yards down stream he drifted to the north side of the old fence hole and proceeded to get pinned on the rock point. I had to watch from downstream when the water started to peel over his pontoons as they slowly got sucked under... Good thing his gangly spiderman arms could reach the 10 foot rock his boat was pinned against, saving him from an almost inevitable flippage, cause there was no way I was paddling up that current to save his ass. Somethin' was telling me that his claimed SF AR adventure on Stefan's boat would be fun to watch...

After a quick regroup just downstream, and some whiskey, Jason put on his game face and we rolled on big river.

The water was garbage with about 12" of visibility, but we still managed to rip some lip. GIANT rubber leg stones were the ticket mixed with a little red san juan action. In just about every spot we stopped at in the upper river we hooked fish. We stopped in several places and found some really good buckets holding fish. In one spot the big boat had about 12 hook-ups (unconfirmed) with a bruiser that ran Stefan into his backing (also unconfirmed). Not to mention the 4 foot rattler we pulled from the bushes.

I've been fishing the E. Carson for about 20 years and have never seen a rattlesnake in that canyon. I assumed they were there because everyone else has had some kind of run-in with one at some point, just not me... well... this trip went from zero snakes to 4 in less than 24 hours, with a nice baby rattler cruising right through our camp... unfortunately that snake got its head cut off... I'd rather the snake die than Dave's dog.

Check out this snake claiming a wild one from the drink. Tried to get a picture of this snake with the fish in its mouth, and it dropped it when I came up on it, but then 10 seconds later it came back and grabbed it again... twice... committed.

The pace was hard and fast with some good fish here and there up till we hit the camp spot. A good foot soak in the hot springs was welcomed after having the dogs in cold colored water all day.

Check out Jason's custom dry bag. Custom made by GLAD.

We fished all day without seeing a single fish rising, and then just as we were unloading the boats, we started to hear splashes and looked up to several fish working in the eddy right in front of the boat... and I mean right in front of the boat... like 10 inches from the rubber. After a quick gear change I was hooked up with the first dry fly fish of the trip. The ol' E/C Caddis again. Ralph Cutter's finest invention. I found back to back fish in the 10 ft of water right in front of camp and then Dave proceeded to do the same. Those fish made the trip. We can go home now.

Too much whiskey and bud light made for a slow morning, but Dave served up a 4-star gut bomb camp breakfast that made the clouds part a little. A good thing too, 'cause the biggest white water of the trip was only 100 yards below camp. Again, not a BIG water section by any standard, just a good drop with some big rocks sticking out everywhere.

We dropped in and both the big boat and Jason cruised through no problem. I was doing the same half way through until I look over at this other group of people in a canoe pulled over watching us, and the guy points at me and says, "Your rod!" I look back at the rod holder behind me and all I see is a tiny loop of flyline hanging off the holder... no rod... just flyline... rod's gone, in the drink somewhere, and here I am in the middle of the biggest rapid on the river. So what do I do?... well, let go of the oars of course... and try to save my $600 setup that's back bouncing down the river like a 3 ounce lead sinker. It didn't matter that my boat was spinning 360's through huge boulders and gushing water. All I could see in my head was my reel hanging up between two rocks and the boat snapping the rod like a dry spaghetti noodle, and then leaving it in the fastest water on the river... I will most definitely risk embarrassment and possibly drowning for that... I kept trying to reach back and grab the line hung up in the holder but it was just at that weird angle to where I couldn't reach it (the tossing and spinning didn't help that either). Finally, I saw an opening in the whitewater and grabbed one of the oars and kicked the boat back into a small eddy under a cut-bank. The rod was nowhere to be seen but the line was still wrapped in the holder, so I jumped off the boat to reach back and grab the line thinking it was about knee deep and plunged down in about 4 ft of water... not the way I wanted to start my day. I grabbed the line thinking I'm gonna' be hauling in a broken rod and surprise surprise it all came back in as I hand-lined my setup out of the drink... note to self: buy a 20 cent velcro strap for the rod holder.

Day 2 was a lot slower, the river and the fishing. We found fish, just not nearly as many as the upper river, but that's pretty much how it has always been. The closer you get to Nevada, the fewer the planters, and the fewer the hook-ups.

All browns in the lower river along with some sketchy rednecks shooting guns across the river... right over our heads... People in Nevada don't f@#k around. We saw some AKs, some high powered rifles, some mortars, and some of the sweetest farmer tans the world has ever been graced by.

After the first few shots went wizzing by us, I grabbed the oars and started blasting down river. I've seen deliverance, I know how these things end...

The last few miles of river were the longest. If the fishing had been epic things would've been different, but I was glad to take out early enough to make it to the forest buffet before the closed. Did you know, that if you ask for it, the person at the buffet will cut a 2" slice of prime rib?... Now you know